The Top 17 Ways to Tell Someone Their Fly Is Unzipped
17. You've got Windows on your
laptop. 16. Sailor Ned's trying to take a little shore
leave. 15. Your dork is ajar. 14. Quasimodo needs to go back
in the tower and tend to his bells. 13. I can see your Gap
dancers. 12. Paging Mr. Johnson... Paging Mr. Johnson... 11.
Your pod bay door is open, Hal. 10. Elvis Junior has left the
building! 9. Our next guest is someone who needs no
introduction. 8. Ensign Hanes is reporting a hull breach on
the lower deck, sir. 7. Captain, sensors detect a wormhole in
the forward quadrant! 6. Lil' Shaq's at the free show line.
5. You've got your fly set for "Monica" instead of
"Hillary." 4. Your closet door is open and Donato's
peeking out. 3. You've got a security breach at Los
Pantalones. 2. I see you have an opening in senior
management.
And the Number 1 Way to Tell Someone Their Fly
Is Unzipped:
1. Mini Me is making a break for
the escape pod!
OK, now don't spend the rest of the
day checking out everyone's, uh, "zipper area"... you'll
probably have a chance to use some of these soon enough ;-)
Did you check YOUR zipper while
reading this?
Did you just now?
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